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The Dogbreath Brothers - The Early Beers

by The Dogbreath Brothers

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The panelling's dark and ugly the TV doesn't work The guy who lives upstairs beats his girlfriend after work The fridge is very loud the windows very small My roommate spends his time bangin his head against the wall Oh life in the basement suite ain't so sweet life in the basement fuckin sucks I gotta make the move to ground level living this underground existence is unforgiving A God given rage is filling me Cuz this goddam basement suite is killin me Life in the basement live in the basement Life in the basement is killin me In the winter it's too cold in the summer it's too hot The air down here smells like an old hooker's twat My landlord is a pimp his girlfriend is a hosebag Puttin money in their pockets is a great big drag Oh life in the basement suite ain't so sweet life in the basement fuckin sucks Livin in a basement is a poor man's fate My subterranean home is a place I really hate A God given rage is filling me Cuz this goddam basement suite is killin me Life in the basement live in the basement Life in the basement is killin me
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We can't afford to buy a house we can't afford to rent Guess we're gonna move to the garbage dump and pitch ourselves a tent Or maybe to the cemetery we could dig us up some holes and live there 'til the year 2000 when the aliens save our souls Chorus I can't afford to keep on keepin' on I need a credit card to die Seems like the only thing I can afford is to sit down here and cry But I can't afford no Kleenex to mop up all the tears So I'll just sit here silently Reflecting on my wasted years Now you know I hate my stupid job it's slowly killing me But the good Lord made bills and debt so it's suicide for salary And I dream about makin money with my brain instead of my back Now my youth is over my forties are comin With a stroke and a heart attack Chorus Some people have a lot of things and a lot of people don't have squat It's tough shit if you don't like it there'll always be haves and have-nots Being rich won't guarantee that you're happy but being poor is a fuckin drag It'll suck the life right out of you 'Til they stuff you in a body bag Chorus
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I'm bent broke busted and blue a freaky exhibit in this human zoo Sometimes I'm up sometimes I'm down beat me with a bat I'm a circus clown The monkey on my back is now livin in my head never understood a single word he said OUtside two cats are fightin down the street the kids are screamin and I'm sick of this city and I'm sick of myself and I'm sick and tired of dreamin Yodel Your pretty green dress is hanging on the wall I can hear the neighbour lady cryin down the hall The TV is flashing cold blue light The atmosphere is heavy from our last big fight If it ain't one thing it's probably another I know this story from cover to cover The dinner is burnin and the baby's bawlin' catch me quick I feel like I'm fallin I'm goin out to see a movie with lots of cars and sex and killin Then I'm gonna get blind drunk forget I was born If the good Lord's willin Yodel
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The kitchen carpet stinks like a rotten chicken skin the Frigidaire is oozing Fido's looking mighty grim Step on that old cancer cat a whole mess of tumour juice Take a 'boo in the hole at the back of my head I think I gotta screw or two loose Phone is ringing fat lady's singing there's someone banging on my door I ain't going nowhere I'm velcroed to the floor My brain is buzzin my ears are melting my tongue is a rubber toad Let's go on downn to the pit mine baby and dig us a up a little gold Chorus Gonna dig dig dig dig dig us a little gold Gonna dig dig dig dig Dig us a great big hole Gonna dig dig dig dig dig us a little gold Gona digga digga digga igga diggity dig Dig us a great big hole Turkey jerk go to work got poo coming out my eyes A man is a man when a man's a man and man has to be man-size Jackass stew good for you have yourself a bowl or two Well I'm a good ole mutt my snout's up your butt di9gga digga diggity doo Chorus
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Chorus There's a hole where my soul used to be I let it fly away when I believed that I was free LIke a bird to the south it flew right out of my mouth now it's always winter inside of me I filled that hole with drink and it began to stink I plugged it up with drugs now it's festering with bugs I filled it with my ego and existentialism I stuffed it with my rock hard dick and a big fat wad of jism Chorus I thought I knew it all but really I'm a dimwit I thought the world was my mama and I was sucking on her tit Weak pink naked I'm just a baby man and the metaphysical shit just hit the metaphysical fan Chorus
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You won't find yourself in a bottle you'll just crash and burn Don't go lookin for yourself in a reefer when will you ever learn? You ain't funny when you're wasted you don';t talk so smart Next time you go lookin for yourself Try lookin in your heart I'll throw you down to the ground and kick you in the back I'll kick you "till you hork and hack and cough up your soul so black You see yourself in the TV but that ain't really you Don't go lookin some magazine for how to dress and what to do You don't need no gurus them fellas don't talk so smart Next time you go lookin for yourself Try lookin in your heart I'll pick you up by the collar and give your head a slap Don't give me no backtalk I'm tired of your crap You won't find yourself in a bottle you'll just crash and burn Don't go lookin for yourself in a reefer when will you ever learn? You ain't funny when you're wasted you don';t talk so smart Next time you go lookin for yourself Try lookin in your heart
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I got old grey bones and a soft sad head I don't cotton to chewin I like to be spoon-fed I got a brand spankin TV 6 feet wide I believe my dog is cooked and I know my weiner's fried I got old grey bones and a soft sad head There's a weird kind of fungus growin in my bed My room is moist and dark I lick my balls and bark Opened up my brain and down came the rain I got old grey bones and a soft sad head a hundred and ten good reasons not to get out of bed I ain't a possum, a squirrel or a skunk I never fucked a monkey - 'cept once when you were drunk I got old grey bones and a soft sad head Ain't got nothin' to say that ain't already been said I got a busted back and a bent up brain I'm just sittin here in my rockin chair waiting for the fire and rain I got old grey bones and a soft sad head I got old grey bones and a soft sad head I got old grey bones and a soft sad head
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With plenty of heart, creativity, and theatrics, The Dogbreath Brothers earned a reputation for hilarious high energy hillbilly punk cabaret before imploding moments before the release of this cd. Stitched together with soundclips and collage this highly entertaining recording captures their spirit

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released June 30, 2000

The Dogbreath Brothers:
David P. Smith - vocals, accordion
Garth Johnson - drums, vocals
Dwayne Strohm - banjo, bass, vocals
Tolan McNeil - bass, lap steel, vocals

Songs written by David P. Smith, arranged by the Dogbreath Brothers except Tillsonburg by Stompin Tom Connors and Angel of Death by Hank Williams.
Recorded and engineered by Scott Henderson at Sea of Shit Studios. Mixed by Tolan McNeil and David P. Smith at Sea of Shit Studios.

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David P. Smith Victoria, British Columbia

David P. Smith is a songwriter accordionist and multidisciplinary artist who in the past 18 years has released six full length recordings, numerous ep’s, and led a variety of musical projects that have consistently defied convenient genre classifications. ... more

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